Friday, January 23, 2009

Total Recall

They are doing the rounds
In number abound,
I am caught with my feet off the ground
Dumbstruck, Dumbfound(ed).

  They are thoughts 
And thoughts galore,
who leave me hapless
Like RD of Royal Bangalore.


Dont know why or what?
All I know is that I am in a RUT.
Like a whirlpool it sucks me in
Thoughtful helpless me, How can I win?


I live like a vegetable and get up late
Signifying there is nuthing on my plate,
There was a time when I was quick
A la Shaun Tait,
Today I aint even a trundler
Who plays in the Ranji Plate.

Still all was not lost
As people smiled on my nuggets,
But now even those 
Are crying buckets.


Suffocated,
Flabbergasted,
Frustrated,
Yupp once I too was jolly,
Today I feel like Neil Mckenzie
who cant even score of a half volley.


When relations hurt
Be it friends Love or Brothers
The heart crashes
like the Great fall of Lehmann Brothers.


I am heading nowhere and the heart cries
"MUMMY...."
I guess I am that merchant of emotions
whose luck has sold him 'A real dummy'.



Who is writing this?
This cant be me,
For I make people smile
And fill them with glee.


And i recall a 
Strapped Jumbo
Majestic Marshall
and Ballistic Biff,
They would not have succeeded
had they wondered IF.....


This piece has kinda helped me stitch
Has taken me back to my mark, out of this ditch
Right Arm Over here I come,
Cuz I like to see Blood on the pitch.













Thursday, January 15, 2009

AAaaaaiiii kyoooooo???? as in I.Q.

Welcome to a different kinda post from urs truly.(SAM will get mad at this but urs is so easier to write than yours...and it saves u from the hassle whether its yours or your's or yours'.....aila..that makes a Verbal CAT question).
This is an interactive post.....and is INSPIRED from what u people call a tag.(Dont worry it isnt as bad as GHAJINI.......)
Was browsing through TV channels today and borrowed the idea from there.
So here we go......
Answer these questions and post ur( sorry again partner...) comments.....

1. Why is a round Pizza kept in a square box?

2. Why is the boxing Ring a square?

3. Why does 'Car'go travel by ship, while 'Ship'ments go by Car?

4. Why does the bride marry the groom while the Best Man looks on?

5. What do you mean by 'Loo' lagna?


Reply as quickly as possible......keep your entries coming thick and fast as the winner gets a date with"patna ke presleys' DEv-D fame...enjoy!!!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Chori ka tag. A la Pritam.

Ab kya karein Sakshi...mera to kuch dil hi aisa hai.
Aur jin bhai-behen log ko is ke baare me maalum ni hai wo 
kripaya in sawaalon k jawaab apne comments mein likhein aur post karein.


Sam Nix Sakshi tumhare liye compulsory hai
Mote aur shikha ke liye mandatory hai
Baaqi sab ke liye zaroori hai


 
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3.Something I have and you want?
4.Give me a nick name and explain why you picked it.
5.Describe me in one word.
6.What was your first impression of me?
7.Do you still think that way about me now?
8.What reminds you of me?
9.If you could ever give me one thing, what would it be?
10.How well do you know me?
11.How do you see me in the future?
12. Something you wanted to tell me but couldn't.
13.Are you going to put this on your blog to see what I say about you?
 
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