(v) smoked a cigarette--> Yeah....it works wen 6-7 pegs are in...brings u back to senses..
() done some form of dope----- naaa...never will
( ) crashed a friend's car---- havnt..but wud be good fun....
( v) stolen a car--> nahi yaar but got my hot wheels stolen all the time..huh
(v) been in love -->Quite a few times ...actually...comes naturally to me..haha...
( v) been dumped-->Dont lyk this D word..but haan hav had broken relatonships..
() shoplifted---- this is interesting....wen i wz in 6-7 std. Big fun bubble gum had stickers within...i used to pick a handful each tym i went to muskaan bakery...widout even gettin caught..thats cooool
() been fired--- naa for that i'll havta get hired first...hehe
() been in a fist fight--- bachpan mein lotz of them.....in college as well...got my nose broken...
() sneaked out of your parent's house---- ummmm...errrr....naaaah .
(v) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back--> yeah yeah...all mu school tym crushes.....poor me...( :) )
( v) gone on a blind date--> DATES???? i dont lyk them...
(v) lied to a friend --> many many many timez...
( v) skipped school --> Dint need to bunk....left school wid due permission......principal held me in high regards.hoohahaha...
( ) seen someone die--- haan yaar...sadly......my dad's maternal uncle.....was a tough year for me....
(v) had a crush on one of your internet friends--> nahi yaar....lots of dem had crushes on me....
() been to Singapore .
( ) been to Mexico ( does the sender own hotels here?????)
(v) been on a plane --> NEVER...hav been inside one though....(wry smile)
(v) eaten sushi And felt pukish.----
( ) been skiing-snow or water
(v) met someone from the internet--> nahi yaar....cyborgs arent that advanced till date....
() been at a concert--- Not exactly.......but listened to vinod rathore sing from the far side of the fateh sagar...he was i n concert in a hotel on the other side...
() taken painkillers--- Haan yaar.....get hurt a lot...m a sportman after all
(v) love someone or miss someone right now--> yes....a kaddu...a shona...a motu..
(v) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by-->
() made a snow angel
(v) had a tea party--> nahi but had a lot of parties where tea wasnt on the menu..in fact...even food wasnt either...(:P)
(v) flown a kite --> Boo hoo boo hoo hu...nahin aati udaani...
(v) built a sand castle - waz 5 yrs old den
( ) gone puddle jumping--- even played in them
( ) played dress up--> Well left outside the off stump.
(v) jumped into a pile of leaves -->
( ) gone sledding
(v) cheated while playing a game --> To kya aise hi university captain ban gaya??
(v) been lonely --> Ma used to call me an IKALTORA...
(v) fallen asleep at work/school --> Nahi..had lot better things to do
() used a fake ID .
(v) watched the sun set --> always kept an eye on it...specially when my side had to bat second..in gully mohaalaa champions cricket..
() watched someone sleep-- MA...PA...motu(tabhi cute lagti hai) .
( v) felt an earthquake--> 3 days ago...was shivering real bad...malaria u see..
(v) slept beneath the stars --> Bundi my hometown...chhatt...garmi ki chhutti...chhidkaav...aha aha...mast neend
() been tickled-- lots f timez .
(v) been robbed --> still learning..
(v) been misunderstood --> I m rude u see...
() pet a reindeer/goat/kangaroo
(v) won a contest --> well almost..i m god's favourite runner up!!
( ) run a red light/stop sign--> he he he..
( ) been suspended from school--- who me???
( ) been in a car crash-- haan yaar fortunately nobody got hurt
( ) had braces--- needed to but dint
(v) felt like an outcast/third person--> naa i create my own crowd..
( v) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night--> PINT??? had a full family pack once..
(v) had deja vu--> OH my guts...they work quite well..
(v) danced in the moonlight --> not my kinda stuff...
(v) liked the way you looked --> Haan haan of course....m not tusshar kapoor u see!!!
( ) witnessed a crime --- does bribery, rash driving, rowdy behaviour count????
(v) questioned your heart --> yaar heart ki awaz ..i struggle to hear it..
() been obsessed with post- itna ki i dont post dem..hahaha...
(v) squished mud through your bare feet ;)--- mazza ata hai..yippeee
(v) been lost --> all the tym..in my mind's cob webs
( ) been on the opposite side of the country
(v) swam in the ocean --> ocean yes...snorkeling yes...swimming..no
(v) felt like dying --> ye post thodi aur hoti to......
(v) cried yourself to sleep --> I like sleeping..actually..
(v ) played cops and robbers--> yes....raja mantri chor sipahi....ding ding ding ding......
(v) recently colored with crayons--> umm colors huh......
() sang karaoke-- haan haan....kuchh na kaho and mere sapno ki rani...
.(v) paid for a meal with only coins --> haan haan...chhole kulche...12 coins delhi..connaught place...
(v) made prank phone calls --> nahi yaar but pranks on legitimate calls..yess..
(v) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose--> shut upp...
( ) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(v) danced in the rain --> bowling yes, dancing no...
(v ) a letter to Santa Claus--> ummmm..errrrrrr.....
( ) been kissed under the mistletoe..:D--- kisska TOE???
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about ..--- actually havnt seen the sunrise in a while
(v) blown bubbles-->
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party-- haan yaar...barged into an old friend's room..he was wid his..ahem ahem..
( ) gone roller skating
(v) had a wish come true--> Thoda aur vish karo..kyun amrit kyun nahin....
( ) jumped off a bridge-- haan SSB interview...burma bridge se...actually fell off
( ) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
(v) kissed a mirror-->
(v) sang in the shower-->In the shower, loo, class, exam hall, bus, train, bed, party, marriage, baraat, sangeet..u name it oh i forgot...even on stage sumtimes... :P
(v) had a dream that you married someone--> aishwarya, kareena, bipasha, shilpa, priyanka, all of dem..
(v) glued your hand to something--> cricket bat..batted for 4 hrz.hahaa
(v) kissed a photo--> yes!! yess!! yess!!
() climbed a water tower-- half way up...aage chhatta tha...madhumakkhi kaa
( ) screamed at the top of your lungs--- yess lord yess lord....howzzaattt.....pyar humein kiss mod pe le aaya....to name a few
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(v) talked on the phone for more than 5 hours--> I'll send u my mobile bills!!
() picked and ate an apple right off the tree-- apple, guava, anaar, angoor bhi
(v) climbed a tree --> amrood ka..nanaji k yahan..
( ) had a tree house
(v) been too scared to watch a scary movie alone--->
() believe in ghosts
( v) have more than 30 pairs of shoes --> is this for all the people i know???!.
() worn a really ugly outfit to school-- haan yaar i grew taller rapidly so my white pants...u knw
() gone streaking
() gone doorbell ditching
(v) been pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on-->
( ) told you're hot by a complete stranger-- HOT no..hot temperd yess
(v ) broken a bone--> Mine twice...batsmen's lot of timez( once got dropped cuz i knocked one of senior pro's finger off)
() been easily amused .-- i dont get amused..at all.
( ) caught a fish then ate it
() caught a butterfly .
(v) laughed so hard you cried--> yeah...um an absolute joker.
( ) cried so hard you laughed-- boyz dont cry...
(v) cheated on a test--> Engineering graduate..guess for urself...
(v) forgotten some one's name--> Haan yaar...short term memory loss...waise who tagged me bytheway???
( ) French braided some one's hair
() gone skinny dipping in a pool/hot tub/river
( ) been threatened to be kicked out of your house or been kicked out of your house--> every time i came back afte having a fight..
(v) loved someone so much you would gladly die for THEM --> i will live and make them happy
( ) cheated on someone--> ummmm...nxt plz..
(v) talk to yourself when no one's around --> singing is better!!
() hate someone you once loved -- no...dont hate anyone for dat matter
( v) love someone you once hated--> see above...
(v) kissed the phone for the person on the other side ------>> hmm...
(v) kissed the person on the other side of the phone --->>>well....yyyyeeaaaah!!!.
chalo done and dusted..um happy its over....comment at ur own riffk....
4 comments:
so it's finally over... cricketer i guess... nice to know u :)
Phrrr..
(v) love someone or miss someone right now--> yes....a kaddu...a shona...a motu..
Elaborato!?
There is more to life than cricket, in case you didn't notice.
worn a really ugly outfit to school-- haan yaar i grew taller rapidly so my white pants...u knw
sang in the shower-->In the shower, loo, class, exam hall, bus, train, bed, party, marriage, baraat, sangeet..u name it oh i forgot...even on stage sumtimes... :P
hahahaaaaa
@ witneff
elaborations are subject to market risks ..plz read the offer document carefully before asking.
and one more thing..there's much more life in cricket than u seem to know.
@gaurangi
hell yeah dats the truth...chalo i brought a laugh out of sumone ..finally...thanx dear..
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